i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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