so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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