Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i barfeds in our rink
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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