so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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