she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
They have beer where we have blood.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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