dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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