Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
another moral hangover. fuck.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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