If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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