you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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