I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
there is glitter all over my balls
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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