carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Come on in and take your pants off
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