Too much gin, very little bucket
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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