Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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