we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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