We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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