but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm passing your future prison.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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