We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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