I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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