If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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