i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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