census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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