Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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