My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
