Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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