I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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