THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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