sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
