But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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