I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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