It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I need a beard to bite.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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