would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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