super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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