After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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