I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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