He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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