I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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