I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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