I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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