Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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