He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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