Say something about gay babies.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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