ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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