This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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