problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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