There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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