Porn is love you can see.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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