I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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