this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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