Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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