what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
