I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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