singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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