no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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