just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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