We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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